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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!!
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating
fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and
the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't
cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading
my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain
makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it &
keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a
missed call"
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have
it, i will return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I
have donated 15 liters.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just
a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just
check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want
to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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